This is what happens...

hotanimegirl:

boys who can pull off facial hair are hot

i think you’re supposed to use a razor

dendropsyche:

OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today

so we come across this thing

and we discover you can turn it inside out and

ITS HELLO KITTY I’M

HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE

why the fuck

bluepikmin:

you cant eat the pussy until you finish your vegetables

a-very-cliffrose-christmas:

icantbelieveitsnotsanity:

i’ve reblogged this like three times and i still have no idea what the fuck is going on

is this what happens when actors try to leave disney

theyellowbrickroad:

money doesnt buy happiness but i cant say id be upset in the least bit if i suddenly inherited 5 million dollars

forebidden:

MOM?

this will always be my favorite post

this is me everywhere I go

peregr1ne:

my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him

stillwatersofconsciousness:

radish is a really accurate name for a vegetable because they’re pretty cool but they’re not that cool